I’ll vouch for their existence. I married one, and I’ve dated and hooked up with several before that.

AND TO GEORGE MICHAEL. I AM ALREADY IN LOVE. THANK YOU.

She should pull a Bowie. Put out however many albums she’s required to put out, in quick succession, to get it out of the way, with constant supervision from someone she feels safe with as long as whatshisdick is around.

“It’s like someone took a pack of markers to my old Vampire: The Masquerade books.” -My husband.

I’m dead. You have killed me, Mark.

.... This wasn’t common knowledge?

I made a really good medium rare steak with a melted gouda smear on top, the second worst rice I’ve ever made, and steamed vegetables. I was reminded that I am a Worchestershire sauce snob. There is nothing for me but Lea & Perrin’s.

So criminals deserve to be raped? Just trying to follow your logic here.

This was pretty much my thought on the whole thing- Ramsay is a monster, doing as monsters do.

Do you pull the "I knew suspension Jesus" card out for every conversation, or just the ones where you really want to sound like a condescending bag of dicks?

I do, and I am unconcerned. They are consenting adults, doing things that they consent to with their own bodies.

Why would you say that? They've always seemed to be pretty reasonable. They present both pros and cons of all of the body modifications they bring up pretty well in my experience.

Lucky Number Slevin. The whole movie. Not saying who's in case someone hasn't seen it.

Almost everything on this list is made better with alcohol.

...NE Oklahoma?

Pffft, abandoned schools. The abandoned asylums are creepier. There's one north of where I live that has underground tunnels connecting all of the buildings which are spread out over a couple of acres.

I heard special ed earlier. I live somewhat in the area so I've been hearing about this for a while.

Salt it and burn it?

The 10 days is what they can do to get her out of the way immediately so she doesn't go after that kid while the school dances with the union. This will be cut and dry, but they have to go by the book.