I love the unspoken assumption that “we” value Clinton as a sacred liberal cow as much as “they” value Trump.  Nope, that slavish cult mentality only goes one way bro, if Bill molested one girl send him to jail for as long as Epstein would have gone.  A piece of shit is a piece of shit regardless of the party.  Don’t…

Same with Ukraine.

Yeah, but knowing how he died and who murdered him (if he was) would undeniably help in the pursuit of justice for his victims by taking down his rich and powerful pedo clients.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

A bunch of people wearing MAGA hats are officially a shat of shits.

One star for your comment, 100 stars for that metaphorical as fuck GIF.

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

If you had asked him last week, this guy would surely have described himself as “a responsible gun owner,” and a person who “doesn’t have a racist bone in his body.”

“Why am I being arrested when those kids are free to ride around?”

and yet, here we are.

My main takeback is that this staff is so terribly young. Terribly, terribly young. 

My important takeaway from Average Anna was that her husband needed to contribute more around the house, and stop taking her for granted. Maybe if he would talk at the dinner table instead of playing with his phone, she wouldn’t be so likely to have an affair, I’m just saying.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

I went to Germany for a few weeks and after I came back I went to a bar and asked for a Hefeweizen. The German bartender asked me if I was German because I pronounced it “so beautifully.” I preened for weeks, especially since no one in Germany seemed particularly impressed with my accent.

When I was growing up, I had a thick Wisconsin accent. Eventually moved away and lost it. But when I’m back there drinking with family (what else is there to do?), uff da does that shit come back.

That’s called the crupper, I think. It’s basically just a strap that goes under the tail to keep the harness in place. God, I can’t believe how much I still know about horses from being a little girl who reeeeeeaaallly wanted a pony. I don’t know whether I should be proud or embarrassed.

This is better:

Telling a respected professor and PhD to open a book...it’s like he’s just too lazy to tailor his misogyny to the target. At least show some pride in your shitty craft, dude!