ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

May we be eaten first.

It’s terrifying and sad and yet what are we doing to change it. I’m a bit tired of people sobbing over marine creatures then buying truckloads of Nestle candy or keeping exotic fish in their living rooms (look up cyanide fishing). If you care, speak out for public transport, avoid plastic like the plague. Look up…

How ‘bout we just put the pisher in prison and never speak his name again? Could we do that, and go back to speculating whether Trump has a diaper fetish? ‘Cuz that’s what I heard. I mean, I don’t really know anything, but people are talking. They’re beautifully talking. The best talking. It’s huge talking.

I wonder how many members of the jury, who presumably are all active Mormons (this is Utah County we’re talking about), are aware that the LDS Church has an essay on its website discussing the variations in Joseph Smith’s accounts of his vision of God and Jesus—focusing in particular how it is normal for people’s…

I’m a librarian at a NYC public school, and I got so excited about this that I made a sign to put on my library door and I e-mailed all my teachers. Also, we’re part of a public library program called MyLibraryNYC so my students can actually sign up for fine-free cards for the future. If you’re in NYC and your kids…

If Showtime’s was/is smart, they would try to rent that same store/spot, re-open it up and and have donations for the day/rest of the week/ till initial airing of show. Because, if the articles concerning this don’t start now, they sure will, once the show finally airs... with an additional trivia-bit included every…

But if men didn’t exist, who’d start all the wars?

I am a burn survivor (I have discussed aspects of my story in Gawker/Jez over the past decade from time to time). I was burned, third degree over 75% of my body in a housefire/ explosion in 2000. I spent the next ten years undergoing over 120 surgeries (countless reconstructions, grafts, neurological reconstructions,…

ban. all. men.

Funny how all these ‘manifesting a new world’ cults always seem to subjugate and abuse women. It’s like men are all ‘how do I get all the sex I want? I know! I’ll start a religion! Make ‘em think they have to!’

I haven’t watched but I’ve heard about it.

I love her little grin there. Like, my grandson, such a rogue!

It’s the classic British backhand.

He was making fun of her and it went over her head. He got a long super well with Michelle Obama, but only a horrible person wouldn’t get along with Michelle Obama.

“in a fucking “right-to-work” state. If I wasn’t expected to “make up” the time I was taking a lunch break, believe me I’d fucking take it”

^^THIS. The erosion of unions is a bunch of medieval bullshit. The 1% have *all time record profits* and productivity, yet they want more, are greedy f*cks and will ride you to…