No no, we can't stay home because our income is required now. We must work full time but somehow also cook and clean and run our social lives as well as emotionally care take our permanently adolescent partners.

I remember when the guy set the mosque on fire in my area. That mosque has a children’s school in it, as a “Sunday School” type thing. I’ve been there for sociology classes, and on my own because the place was just so beautiful and peaceful. Two places he targeted were the library, filled with centuries-old books, and…

Nothing says “I’m a Christian” louder than nonsensical intolerance, leaving your family on Christmas, to commit law breaking assholery bordering on homicidal rage!

I asked him a few questions like, if Jezebel hired him would he write about Heidi for 500 days.

Spencer Pratt is an asshole.

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

I give you so much credit for even attempting a straight face.

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

I can confirm I have met a baby named Kale. It was so hard to talk to her mother with a straight face.

“Just a few days ago, Pornhub announced the winner to be a 48-year-old Texan woman named MaryAnn Uribe.

It's hard going back to college and especially with all the things she's going through. Never thought I say this but thanks Pornhub for doing someone a solid.

Me too. I think it’s wonderful that women are talking more about this in the entertainment sphere because they have such a loud voice in the world. I want everyone to be talking about it.

Curious as to why a public debate on the wage gap would not be beneficial to all working women....

Your name inspired this gif:

For such a smart lady, Hillary surrounds herself with some complete fucking idiots.

Supposedly Bernies campaign reported issues months ago, and the DNC did nothing about it. I need to look more into this, because there seems to be problems on both sides (particularly the DNC, if it’s anything like Wasserman-Schultzs handling of everything), and it’s a tricky situation.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.