Oh, hell no. Never. Never. Trump is a buffoon but Putin is an ex-KGB agent who makes no qualms about being a real life Bond villain.

If you ever wondered what it would happen if a sentient circus peanut ran for president, now you know.

And I don’t know who does the polls

So he used a police investigation to obtain sexual pictures of a minor for his own sick purposes? How many other children has he done that to in the past? Don’t tell me, there’ll be a “full investigation” *side eye*

Fuck that, he was a child predator who used the police resources and pretexts to prey on children.

“In spite of these recent developments ...we are grateful for the contributions Det. Abbott made during his time with Manassas City Police...”

It’s almost as if these are the same damn people!*

Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.

People seem about as determined to hoard their privilege as they are to hoard all the guns.

fuck man, i never thought i’d defend wal-mart and/or one of its entities, but here i am

Super weird to me too.

Doing it after they get caught should be punishable by seizure of the assets plus penalties.

Letting the bastards “come clean without punishment” is obscene. If a working stiff tried to fix a tax return after submitting it, the person would be crucified.

If I issue a press release saying someone told me Mike Dewine poops down elevator shafts at children’s hospitals can he be impeached? Or does this only work in the one direction?

He makes it sound like PP is throwing fetuses into garbage bags, schlepping them out to the bed of an employee’s pickup truck and making a trash run out to the dump.

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Time to celebrate! My rum and Coke will be dedicated to the guilty verdict... Who else is in?

My position on the Hemsworth brothers is pretty clear. Even though Liam is clearly the lesser Hemsworth, he’s still a Hemsworth.