The main character’s name is Myfanwy Thomas and she’s got mysterious supernatural powers, works for a mysterious government agency, and has to somehow protect millions of people from all manner of vampires and invaders.

You mean that they’re a bunch of crooks? Shirley you jest.

Yup! So I when I worked at worldport in Louisville as an un-loader in college we had a trailer that that had ran over a deer carcass that ended up breaking through the wheel-well and into the packages (like blood and guts everywhere). The trailer then sat in the lot for a day or two in 90+ degree weather with the…

I have to disagree

I loooove this show. I am also deeply desiring Santino Fontana (he voiced Hans in Frozen). He is hilarious and charming and sexy.

Seems likely that some fucking CHUD manager in Kentucky thought MI stood for Missouri and tried to send the engine to a non-existent address.

I’d like to see how much UPS got for the package when they auctioned it as unclaimed.

I was going to say something similar. Having friends who work at the local UPS hub, which is near the “emerald triangle,” say when they thought weed was being shipped, they would “knock it over so the contents would spill out” which means they would have to inspect the box so they could re-box it. If it was something…

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

I just played this on high volume and danced w my 7 mo old baby who was TOTALLY down for Missy. I’m dedicated to raising him right!

I empathize with biblical Eli, falling backwards in his office chair, happens to me often enough when I put my feet up. If he used high backed office chairs, as I do, he might have survived. I suspect though. Eli was chosen, because his enemies were Philistines.

May I offer my “head up my ass” opinion as to why?

I served Bill Murray while working in the Napa Valley. Amazingly chill, epic taste in wine, and tipped like 50%.

I would expect nothing less from the dude who wrote Clerks. He knows exactly how you guys would have talked about him after he left.

Speaking of KFC, I was working at one in Burbank. Waited on country singer Mac Davis, who was still fairly big in 1979, but acted like he was too cool to be there. Waited on Dom DeLuise, who was just adorable. I still have his autograph somewhere. Provided the mashed potatoes for a food fight scene in “Eight is…

I only work covering food in Indianapolis, but I’m happy to say that Colts players are universally nice people and generous tippers. No word on the Pacers except that they love playing paintball together, which is a really nice visual. Bunch of 7-foot tall men running and screaming and giggling.

Salman Rushdie story, amazing. Reminds me of when a tire blew out on a bus we were on and my sleeping ex-infantry father dove under the seat in front of him faster than a cheetah.