Your “Drive safe” just made me snort. It’s so civilized, what with the commitment to not cussin’. Maybe they should call it Duelr, and there can be a little glove slapping gif.

The problem here (and maybe then as well) is that for all the screaming to get Trump off of SNL, we are playing directly into his hands. If a Latino group actually does have people start shouting things during the taping, it will be an instant PR success for Trump. If the protesting is big enough, again, PR success…

Ok if you’re literally latched on to someone’s clothing and trying to pull them through a window, you get EVERYTHING you deserve.

Hi everyone! Please take this poll so that Stassa and I can develop a strong data set that gives us an idea of how confident the general population feels about Nick Lachey’s fitness to head a drug cartel. (Please note that Jeff Timmons would be perpetually shirtless.)

I didn’t realize what a rip-off this bill was...now I’m kinda glad it failed.

My busking days are about four years behind me, I’ve had great progress in my career but I’m still broke as shit. Back then wasn’t beautiful and it was very dark.

I don’t have to act, it is my life, thank you.

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

I’ve sung Amy while busking on the street literally for my next pathetic excuse for a meal. I love Rihanna, LOVE her...But I don’t want to see a bunch of millionaires and/or teenagers making a mockery of one of the most beautifully dark artists of all time.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

If you EVER send someone something saying “I win” in a non-humorous context, there is no question you lost really, really hard.

are you saying a lady whose job was to get Hillary Clinton elected president in 2008

And she didn’t starve.

I am so much better than I was, but in college I “lost” a kitten for a couple of days, under my bed. And she didn’t starve.

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

Yup, that was common in my hometown, too. The resource officer was either early twenties and trying to bang students or older, lazy, and being sent out to pasture.

I could name six officers from my hometown who have committed statutory rape, and that’s without thinking about it too hard. The examples I’m thinking of are 10 years old at least, and all are still employed. Some have been promoted to leadership roles.

Can someone just tell me ONE person/place/thing that I can truly trust? Because my cat is getting old and I’m not sure who I’m going to turn to after that.