Someone on Gawker said it’s her first day on the job and she’s already saved taxpayers some money.

Five bucks says that the “recovery” operation consists of restoring the contents of the various Recycle Bins on the local machines, or at most, a Recuva session.

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

its bath time again...wheeeee!

Parma really needs to work on curing its racism problem. #prosciuttojokes

*sniff* I want that for her / us too!!

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

A Walmart spokesman says that the pharmacist refused to fill the prescription because she “believed that it was not medically indicated because it wasn’t FDA-approved” for miscarriage management

Really? So they routinely scrutinize **all* scripts written for off-label use, in the name of patient safety?

I imagine he’d be saying (in Latin or Arabic):

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

I don’t know you, Finger, but before I opened this I immediately thought “I’d so drink with Tom Hanks,” and then you said the same thing. KISMET, DUDE.

One time I took Advil and became the Son of Sam.

Overdosing on a non-narcotic antitussive? How middle school.

Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

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