Yes, they were threatening to bomb the city. Because surely this i ssomething they could do and get away with. With full authorization. Over a restaurant tab.

It is, 100%, to keep people from complaining to corporate. See, what people don't realize is, you will totally get something free for complaining to corporate. However, I'd bet that the person you just complained about will lose their job over the complaint.

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

Me during the popcorn story

I've got the reverse - large, square feet for a woman. I wear double-wide in women's shoes - which is normal width in men's. Not to mention that women's shoes (sneakers) are usually pink-and-grey or aqua or some other brilliant color - men's come in white, black, and brown (and I love brown!).

Just this one, I think:

Yeah, that definitely should have been mentioned. Can you find any information on what kind of threats they were getting? Because if we’re talking death threats, rape threats, vandalism, sure, that’s fucked up, it’s not okay to make people feel unsafe about running their business. But when I clicked on the pizza…

OMG one of the reps that voted for this bullshit used the term "Gaystapo" on twitter. I hate my state. I really hate my state.

What might help this DA see the light would be a visit from the State Department after the Indian Consulate in LA puts some heat on. Also— could this possibly be a federal crime? I imagine there is a federal law against withholding the passport.

Starred purely for knowing "parliament," which I always have to look up.

I love the way he GLARES at the guy helping him, so watchfully - yet seems to get it, and stays on the sweeper 'til he's out and can fly away!

I'll just leave this here.

you think thats shit scary look at this

these ladies should have a full medical. Crazy calm owls just hanging out on your doorstep is a portent of death if you believe in portents, and I would rather believe in owl portents than anything else right now.

That is perfect. She could be the museum's nonna-in-residence. She would have company that's not tv, people would listen to her stories, and the museum would have an excellent, experienced person to run/be the exhibit. Mo Rocca could help promote it with "My Grandmother's Ravioli" and some of that sweet, sweet Food…

Also lobbying for more federal emergency funding to "crush beers" and to make Rohypnol OTC