it is not delicious it is groce

Me three! I'm convinced that Pinkham is conducting some sort of Pavlovian experiment with the food pics he puts in these columns.

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

This is me every Monday at 11.

HURR DURR, DUM WIMMINZ CAN'T TAKE CARE OF CARS, THEY'SE TOO WORRIED ABOUT LIPSTICK AND PERIODS, HYUK HYUK!

Newsflash: it's 2015.

really? Because I usually see cars at work that are maintained the worst that belong to men.

OMGSOFUNNY! Get it?! Because women, amiright?! LOL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS.

Haha! Get it! SO FUNNY. Cause women, amiright?!

Parents need to realize that your child being different isnt the worst thing in the world. My wife is a Special Education teacher and deals with autistic students all day, some of which very severe.

I feel like "Attending Other People's Weddings" needs two spots, one with open bar and one without.

get out of my ass hair

And the little Frenchman went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

Oh. There are actually eggplants in that pic. Oh.

Pepe Le Homeless.

All I picture is: