He "was injured"? Uh, no, he "was assaulted".

I have had a few experiences with actual Satanists.

I always feel a little confused when I find the Satanists to be the voice of reason. Like, I totally agree with them whenever they make the news for pointing out somebody's prejudice or irrationality. So, should I be worshiping Satan?

It reminds me of that state senator (one of the Carolina's, maybe?) who proposed an amendment to an abortion law. The law was that any woman seeking an abortion had to get a transvaginal ultrasound. So she added the amendment that any man seeking a Viagra prescription had to get a colonoscopy.

Can't wait!!

I really really really really don't want to die in a car accident before this next season is out.

I am ready.

LOL. I bit my mom on the thigh once when I was 3 and she was on the phone. Never has a toddler flown so far and so fast across a room. I am a relatively stable adult so no harm done :-)

They were both standing, staring off into the distance right in our direction, but made no move to answer the drive-thru window

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

Want please, especially if there's clear alcohol in it

Not to mention what said "exposure" will open you up to. Oh you worked for free for that company? Then why should I pay you for using this?

As a creative professional (photographer), few things irk me more than people asking me to essentially work for free. I've had companies and organizations contact me telling me they want to publish or use my work. When I ask about compensation, they tell me that they can't pay me, but it's "great exposure".

Apparently not even to be paid fairly for doing work, according to you.

Guess they were out of duct tape.