I think that place is called Kitchenette. It's where servers go to bitch about customers behind their backs, according to... A YELP REVIEW.

We had a great time, but it required an immense amount of chill and a sincere willingness to respect everyone's beliefs and have academic, respectful debates about things that actually matter deeply to us.

...whaaaat?!?

Shhh, child. She *made* millennial culture to a very great extent - whatever you think you can claim, she probably did it first. She's never played by the same rules as everyone else, and that includes coming up with her own definition of mid-fifties life. Be happy she exists rather than resenting her for - what?…

jealous? Women who complain about other women "not acting their age" usually have some personal issues of their own. MYOB

People who do not tip well despite knowing tipping standards are not good people, and not worthy of being friends with. This is not "unfortunately annoying laugh" levels of imperfection; this is "terrible human being" levels of imperfection. Someone who refuses to tip appropriately is basically the same as someone…

I got my first submission in that category in about five months this past week.

Yeah, plenty of vets are douchebags. Plenty are not. Just the same as, y'know, the rest of humanity.

I can respect this viewpoint, as I can Bonnet's above. There's a difference between "these stories weren't for me" (and no story is going to resonate with absolutely everyone, not even monogrammed thermoses) and "STOP POSTING THESE STORIES."

I always suspect that people who protest the actions in these stories are ones who recognize themselves and are afraid that they might have gotten food that's been fucked with. Instead of recognizing that their behavior is really shitty, they'd rather protest the revenge being aired.

Def was not a vet. Too much of a douche bag.

Hey guess what, I'm a vet, and I served with ALL KINDS of douchebags. You must be one of those right-wingers that think we want and/or need people like you kissing our asses all the time and serenading us with Toby Keith while throwing "Support Our Troops" magnets at us. We don't. We are not that stupid and don't…

Who the fuck are you to decide where and how this person gets to spend their "welfare money"? Do you even know why he was on assistance? Like maybe he is a vet or disabled or mentally ill - none of which is any of your self-righteous, dim-witted, shit for brains business.

Yeah. You suck. That guy very well might have sucked as well, but you sure as fuck don't get the white hat, cowboy.

You realize comments like this make me want to post more of them, right? I have no sympathy for people who lose their shit over those stories. None whatsoever.

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."