I'll vouch for it being possible if he spent quite a bit of time outdoors last year. When my hair is remotely close to my natural color it'll do something similar. I'm kind of hoping that I can keep away from the bottle and do this again this coming summer.

I have the sneaking suspicion that the 70's Alice in Wonderland porno has more substance.

For $9,000 a month, they could come visit me and I'd cook for them, too. I am not a bad cook.

Does this mean that someone somewhere is holding Mark Shrayber up by the back of his skirt and patting his bottom?

Burt, have you seen this mud puppy video yet?

I think the type of parent it takes to keep a bedroom in pristine condition would be the same kind of parent that would not allow for the change involved in the teenaged years occur.

My mom has done a lot of stuff for me, but she holds things over my head. It's a toxic (and possibly abusive) relationship, and I'm trying to wean my way out of it so I can focus on being an adult. The last thing I did was give her back the car that I was borrowing in return for doing transport stuff for the rescue…

Let me have my delusions.

How to I get Tijuana Slumlord for my future spawn? This looks like it could teach some very useful economics.

Free couches are all too often soaked in cat pee. My free couch smelled like a speakeasy, but I was only going to put it in my (ventilated) mudroom.

As a hungry (naive and experimental) teenager. I tried to marinade fish in a strawberry daiquiri Sobe, and served it over white rice. It was horrible. I apologized to the friend I was cooking for and we went for McDonalds instead.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. If you cannot get your hands on a few apples, you have no business making a pie out of them. Apple pie is the easiest of pies.

Someone wishing me a Merry Christmas is nice. It's essentially someone wishing me a good day. It's good vibes. That said, I live in the buckle of the Bible Belt, and there are people who use the term as a challenge. These people are assholes. These people offend me.

I love all of his stuff. You should check out the video for the aye aye some time.

In my first retail job someone put a hundred dollar bill on top of the twenties in the cash drawer. It may have been me, but I am not sure. I did not look at the bills individually, but I wound up giving that out as change. The dude looked at me and said, "Are you sure?" and me, being the dumbass I am, said yeah.

I got sized at New Balance and was an 8 1/2 double wide. I refer to my feet as hooves anymore since they're inching towards being as wide as they are long.

Do these fit wide? I have really wide feet that are pretty short and I've all but given up on finding boots.