I'm still stuck at the "plotting" stage. It actually sucks a bit. I'm running low on some pretty important supplies (like flour- grrr) and I need to decide on a transportation method. Grrr.

28 here, but you'd never know it.

After a murder, even a mass murder the victim is dead and not reliving it every fucking day.

Welcome to the Internet. Leave your sanity and sense of hygiene at the door.

I absolutely support this, even though I really don't like chihuahuas. As I've stated before, I've done work with a dog rescue, and we'd ship some of our more awesome dogs to Colorado. Colorado has some amazing sterilization laws that have cut their stray count down dramatically. They have a wonderful problem- not…

I've been on Fantasti.cc for a bit. You have to know what search terms to use, but it's usually pretty decent, at least for my tastes.

There's a fella in the comments there advocating a "scorched earth" plan that sounds like it will be satisfying for everyone involved.

The link to that language is from a web archive, because KlearGear has now sent it to the memory hole upon public scrutiny. Tim Cushing at Techdirt points out that, according to the Internet Archive, the clause didn't even exist when Jen Palmer clicked "yes" and bought her bauble from KlearGear. That suggests that…

Oh, no, I love pecans. It's just when they're bathed in sugar vomit that they become disgusting abominations.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Agreed about January. I was trying to figure out a not-terrible way to include charcoal or cat shit in a pie and was drawing a blank. I'd imagine the "chess pie" would be like a meringue.

No kids, unless he has them hidden from everyone.

Yeah, he's a menace. The other neighbors are starting to not be afraid of him anymore since I starting calling the cops on him every time he did something shitty. The cops are now aware that he is a problem, and that I am making a paper trail. If something happens, It Is Known that it would be by him.

I have a douchebag neighbor. I've called the cops on him several times for being a douche. I know that he's messed with my dogs before because none of them will go out into the yard without me out there anymore, and for a while a year ago my nearly hairless one was coming in with dime-sized bruises on her side a belly…

Honestly? If they're willing to burn that bridge with you, you can feel 100% vindicated in burning it with them. You're an adult. You are in charge of your own life. Even if you don't stick with him, you will likely come across some other sort of asshattedness from them in some other way. Make it obvious that this is…

Oh my god you have broken me.
Did you, though? I totally would have charged them.

Loubootins?

Like a murder buddy?

I'd hunt, but I have no earthly clue how to start. I've never held a gun. I don't trust anyone that I know enough to go out in the woods with loaded weaponry. I'd need the full tour from start to finish. I've been tempted to figure out how much a deer tag is and buy one for someone else to get/package for me if…