I love foie gras, I'd probably roll in it and eat it too (along with gallons of champagne), but foaming foie gras in a drink? Ew.

More Kartrashian TV.. the end of the world can't come soon enough.

Some self-discipline, some white lies and sucking it in every now and then: free.

You paid $2 for this crap? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for helping out the drunks and the stupids, but really?

They should have made him strip down as a dare to make our headache to go away, I'd be buying all the Advils in the world then.

What the.. no, really? It's not cute, it's not funny and it's most definitely NOT OK in any sort of way unless you're a 6 year-old who dreams of becoming a Jedi.

Professional models already look unreal enough to make all this paintwork work (and possibly look interesting in some way), but "real" people dressed up and made up like models just look rejects from clown school.

I'm not sure who's worse, the dude for putting his girlfriend up for bids, or the people placing bids to buy her.

Australia, the former prison colony? Oh ok, go on, if we're going to be politically correct about it all.

I suspect you actually really, really, enjoyed destroying this God-awful piece of trash of a movie to smithereens.

" Or you're going to end up like that one sad co-worker you have in the office who never watched Breaking Bad"

I learned to tweak our home PC's DOS batch file to run it without "wasting" its meager resources on Windows 3.11 - it allowed me to make those lousy 4 MB of RAM run the game well enough (also, thank you PC speaker driver for putting up a good fight since the box didn't have a fancy Adlib or SoundBlaster card).

I watched about 15 minutes of it and I kept repeating "this is wrong! so wrong! they can't just replace Julie Andrews like that!" and shut off the tube.

They're expensive because, in most cases, everything in them is overdone, overdesigned, over the top. Considering weddings are, nowadays, mostly about showing off, I'd say it's good measure to pay through the nose for anything and everything about them.

Weren't the pilgrims really just escaping terribad British cuisine?

Also worth noting, Skyrim DLCs are all 50% off.

Many "categories" in there get a big /facepalm from me.

Being underage, anorexic and wearing theatrical make-up/extensions isn't super hard so long as you're tall enough and not too ugly.

It'd be nice if Skyrim DLCs were on sale too, I don't fancy the idea of buying the legendary edition (not matter how cheap it is) just to get the DLC content.

It would be awesome if Amazon.ca would do something, anything remotely similar to an online sale every now and then - perhaps I'd end up giving a half fuck about that site for anything else than books (who am I kidding, I don't even buy books on Amazon anymore, there are better options in Canada).