Still won't make my boobs smaller.

Some self-discipline, some white lies and sucking it in every now and then: free.

I'm not sure who's worse, the dude for putting his girlfriend up for bids, or the people placing bids to buy her.

Closet doors in Russia are much sturdier.

Spectacular image which really plays to the contradictions inherent in notions of modern masculinity. Great.

" Or you're going to end up like that one sad co-worker you have in the office who never watched Breaking Bad"

Good guy Steam: Giving PC elites the chance to play console without having to leave their "master race" circle jerk.

I watched about 15 minutes of it and I kept repeating "this is wrong! so wrong! they can't just replace Julie Andrews like that!" and shut off the tube.

my funeral better cost like, $50 tops. light me on fire, throw me to the wind then sit back with everyone and celebrate my life with some beer and mini hot dogs.

As a Brit, id like to say.." i have no fuckin idea what any of that was about"?

As a straight white male, I would bang David Tennant.

I don't really care about any of these stories, so this is my only response.

Vancouver, BC: Ours was great. 3rd grade, no gender segregation, just the straight facts — not just limited to "sex," but also the workings of the sex organs, including an explanation on how and why erections happen, which was an endless source of amusement. And then we had "sex week," where the teachers told us how…

That I'm straight.

Most of Warcraft 3's major events are in the game already, I'd say this is more about the first 2 games.

Fuck, time travel is a garbage storytelling technique. The Caverns of Time are awful.