“Make America Flate Again!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa - we have a wrestling team!?!”

-Every UChicago grad ever

“Title IX program, which was established by Congress to provide equal rights for female athletes.”

Weirdness from the world of wrestling? Gasp.

Wrestling, a sport where John du Pont is the normal one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So am I the only one who thinks this show has gone sharply downhill since they bizarrely changed the setting from an Ad Agency in the 60's to all of this Dungeons and Wizards nonsense?

“Wait, shit” is what happens in bathrooms.

Senator Larry Craig said: “When I’m in the men’s room tapping my foot looking for anonymous sex, I want to be sure there is actually a man in the next stall.”

“Oh I totally was going to go into that restroom and murder and rape, but the stick-figure on the sign says I should not be in there, oh well!”

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

I thought Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler.”

26 going on 17.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

The rats is Florida were a goal celebration (until this year when they got infracted for it). The octopus in Detroit is a pre-game playoff tradition. These are tossed onto the ice in the same way hats are for a hat trick, in celebration. Not with malice and with the intent of hitting someone.

The sport of bicycling needs to be reset back to 19th century style.

This article overlooks the obvious: everyone knows this is going on, and the races themselves should be the ones using the FLIR cameras. But they aren’t, why?

You’d think you would have to make some effort to achieve satanic masturbation, right? But no. Just being a woman is enough to catch ol’ Beelzebub’s attention. I guess it makes me feel kind of special actually.

Haha. What the cons not so secretly wish they could do themselves. They certainly would if they could get away with it.

he might be even more effective if he stays in the public eye as an advocate