Right, “I talk about my small dick all the time so you have to listen to me talk about my small dick all the time and not have a problem with it otherwise you’re repressing my belief system” is not a good argument.

As long as you scream JEEBUS! whenever you do something, it’s totes cool now.

You know, we don’t really hear enough about the book of Revelations, and that’s even new testament shit.

That’s.......not what this is about yo.

OOoooof The “well, yet” part really got me. Is this really the times we’re living in??

Do you.....do you.....not.... Do you not understand how civil rights laws work or what “protected class” means for fuck’s…

Didn’t marry your brother’s wife after he died.......NO CAKE FOR YOU!!!!!

THAT’S NOT HOW THE FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS GAHHHHHHH

This is so beyond shitty and petty and just....wrong...I. Can’t.

Holy shit that’s depressing.

No way. I totally don’t believe she married that......man?..... only for his money and access. No. Way.

And she totes didn’t marry that uggo just for his money..... I find her refreshingly honest!

And sometimes you want love that feels like thrash metal and not r&b all the time, ya know?

And what is it with chiropractors that makes every. single. one. of them go out of their fucking way to be like “DR OVER HERE” “HEY IMMA DR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW!” “HEY DID YA KNOW MY NICKNAME IS DR OBNOXIOUS?!”

And it’s just like *sigh I guess you’re technically a doctor but come on man......you didn’t go to med…

Funny you say this since the floating mermaid love hut came from the Keys.
Check out the Conch Republic! They’re right there with you and actually “seceded” for a whole day from the US!

Yes. You bring the bottle to the check out counter, shake your head and declare “I am not purchasing nor imbibing this” then put it back on the shelf and bring that bottle of Wild Turkey over...

I bought a bottle of Rare Breed from Wild Turkey when I visited.... they really won me over.

I went for my bachelor party last April and must agree.

Double Barrel if we want to get product specific..... It’s very good in all sorts of ways.

Agreed, but their Rye is oh so yummy......

“Thing the child emerged from” instead.