Well, Proud Boys aren’t allowed to masturbate, so what do you think they’re doing at their meetings??

That’s why I keep my Mercedes S500 in the garage and ride my bike to work...... Damn nazis ruin everything.

And religious freedoms, for like all, like....Muslims, right? Right??

I once said to the barber “I want the ricky Martin she bangs hair” and dude gave me bangs and I’m a dude.

Nice job fuck nuts!

Quick! Call your handyman!

And Patton grieved the HELL out of what happened.....I seriously felt the pain through his twitter.
He was amazingly open about and seemed to communicate what happened to his daughter in perhaps the best way imaginable.

As Trump would say: “WRONG!”

“And yeah, my friend IS an Uncle Thames”

“I Was Picked On” By: The Not Picked on Guy

Made me think of a Crib-shaped Bowl (Not pictured above)

Counterpoint: No, it is not.

She’ll be back to “running a business” and having a nanny cut cucumbers for her in no time!

ISSA! WHY’D YOU CHEAT ON YO MAN?!?! Things were looking up!

Time is, like, just a social construct anyway, man....

I don’t trust people to get my food orders correct, I sure as shit don’t trust people to carry around fucking weapons as if their Rambo-ness will be called upon at a moment’s notice......

Another good one is to walk around a neighborhood with a clipboard and just look at houses and just check things off on a piece of paper.

And don’t forget, bored.

No.

But the book’s really shitty.