Or how member’s of the British House of Commons get to question the Prime Minister directly and it’s on TV!

“We had no such advantages” —-THIS particular line gets me so hard, I want to scream, but I’m at work and they look down on sudden loud outbursts like that.

“We had no such advantages,” she writes”

Bc our Constitution inadvertently gave outsized power and influence to people living in HUGE swaths of unpopulated, bovine-filled land?

Or these fuckers could cough up their OWN money (Crazy I know) and send their kids to PRIVATE, RELIGIOUS schools since it’s SO important to them.......you know, with eternal life or eternal damnation at stake, you’d think they could cough up a few bucks to save their goddamned kid’s soul.

Yeah, and what is it that these Freedom From Religion people expect these parents to do?!..........teach the kids about religion on their OWN TIME?!?!

PSSSHHHH, that’s Wheel of Fortune time!

This is such a better, and well written response to the article compared to my initial: “BLLLAAARRGGGHHHSADFLFSKFDSLDFKJAOE!1!!1!” reaction to this whole thing.

Nah. I’m staying with straight up weird. He’s 57 and not raising kids anymore.

Hahaha and like the other comment said, Trump ain’t Pence’s first master!

Follow-up: Hahaha, and ew.

You need more stars for this.......

Hahaha, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Sounds like this straight, sober living isn’t really helping people, especially when they’re hypocritical Christian assholes like Pence.

Ugh, just when I thought the “Mother” thing couldn’t get any worse......LOL

Hahahahahaha YES!

I’ll play!

You forgot: Money. Laundering.

HA! Great anecdotes!

“The first time I had a pot brownie, I did what any sensible 15-year-old might: I decided they weren’t working, ate half the pan, waited two hours, then watched the entire room flip onto its side....”

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Sure, but that’s even kinda cute. Like saying “Ma” or like “mommy” if you have kids and stuff or EVEN “Mami”.....but just straight up “Mother” ugh...chilling.