WINNER! Game over, shut the internet down. Coffee almost came out of my nose laughing.

He got his shins “blowed off by a Japanman’s machine gun” and killed 50 men in the great war, and despite his disability earned the rank of Colonel in the TX state defense forces.
And Cotton knows that Hank’s neighbor is Laotian and not Chinese.

Oh god...... the “Mother” thing is worse, by far. That’s just.....wrong.

And don’t forget, she had better wear makeup whenever she leaves the house, but only the perfect amount of makeup, otherwise you’re just a whore looking for attention and to be raped, but you can’t not wear makeup because then you’re just a dyke who needs a dick to straighten you out....so go put on your makeup honey.

This is SO fucking creepy, and for some reason, his pride in his abstinence from drugs and alcohol somehow makes this even worse.............

Right, I don’t get this shift by Rock. He grew up around black people and hip hop and is proud of that fact coming out of Detroit.

Gawd I miss this show.....

How is this not a Jack Handy quote??

Good point on Sessions possibly just setting the stage to shit all over asylum seekers who happen to unaccompanied minors.

How do you see Trump/US assisting (if that’s the right word) or taking credit for such a move?

We should really stop reflexively referring to aged people as “Adults” bc it imputes an undeserved air of maturity and intelligence that most people don’t deserve.

We should say: “Large child” “Aged human” or “Inflated Pre-corpse”

That pod has taken the top spot for me over my previous numero 1, the Editor’s Roundtable podcast from Foreign Policy (which is still great).

No shit, I can’t even stand watching documentaries about people who made it out of N Korea and/or the camps. And the S Koreans are especially hostile to N Korean refugees so it’s not like they’d have elsewhere to go.
Could possibly be an even worse humanitarian crisis w/ the Chinese having to handle these refugees. …

Cognac, and cheese. Don’t forget his love of cheese. He’s practically made of Gruyere at this point.
Of course that fat ass would like some kind of creamy ass cheese like Gruyere.

I seriously believe that those 150k troops are there for 1 of 2, if not both purposes....1) To rush in a prop up some kind of China-friendly functioning gov if the US decides to unilaterally decapitate N Korea, and more importantly 2) To prevent the massive influx of N Korean refugees fleeing into China at the first…

I do not care.

You’re giving her too much credit......I’d say she’s just repeating the Conservative meme-du-jour in a barely comprehensible narrative format. 

She’s already Under-acheiving-Secretary of African affairs under Tillerson, you haven’t heard?

And instantly thought to myself “Mike Pence will not be going to S Korea”

Gen. Samson Smaughldiche