I’ve always found it best to be wary of those who mention their particular religiosity as a “First and foremost” in any kind of introduction.

I feel like this sounds similar to how people believe in conspiracy theories or Scientology for instance.....

Sorry, you can’t argue with dementia:

I heard a Freakonomics podcast talking about aging Physicians and Surgeons, and that you’re more likely to be injured by a more experienced Doc than a younger one for those same reasons.

Paranoid about people coming at him to “physically destroy” him?.....Yup.

‘scuse me......King Ahab has a “vinyard” not you Queen Jezzies!

Also, a “vinyard” is where you grow tiny Vin Diesels.....it’s actually quite terrifying.

“He wouldn’t raise his hands above his head!! And was in a military-style prone position!! We had no choice but to fire 10000 bullets!”

We definitely don’t want to raise kids here eother. My buddy bought a nice house in a gentrifying part of the city and they don’t have a backyard. They have a 1 yr old too. And they already had someone break into their house while they were walking their daughter down the block. Couple dipshit high school aged kids no…

Ah. Well Facebook mainly keeps me abreast of what these people are doing (and not doing) as well as what their shitty political opinions are from the dumbass memes they post.

I have no idea what this means.....

The funniest part of the whole thing was the first question he takes is a reporter (RIGHTLY) pointing out that all Sessions did today was repeat an OBAMA ERA RULE from the DOJ.

People should look into the highway funds/drinking age law that passed.....It was HIGHLY ineffective in forcing states to change their laws, and no highway funds were ever withheld as a result.

Is this the fucking Attorney General of the US claiming that local municipalities have to comply with federal immigration laws???

Authoritarians will ALWAYS find an anecdote or two to justify whatever backwards bullshit they’re pushing.

I was going to be equally defensive when I read the headline, but then I actually read the article.

I am reaching the end of the board game in this scenario you described, and can’t decide if I’m happy to be leaving Chicago for the burbs or am going to miss how freakin’ convenient everything is......

And don’t forget the suburban “us” who all seem to lean more Republican for some goddamned reason when these assholes never left town after high school and still live, if not IN their parent’s basement, pretty damn close to it.

And he was “just saying” that he grabs pussy! Those are just words! You can’t take what he says literally! Locker room talk!!! Look at what Hillary “actually” DID!

And well-done, ketchup laden steaks!!!

Don’t forget those godawful steaks he “eats!”

He just had his very own Nancy Pelosi moment, but his was objectively worse.