Also, hair replacement therapy, but only from that guy who lives in Trump Tower.

“How do you do, fellow students?”

Great, now I have a boner at work, k thx

Thank you for writing what I hope every single person here is thinking.

HA FUCKING HA

Well, at least we know how Australia responds to prank calls....

Prank calling Australia eh? Think I know the response he’ll get there...

But how am I supposed to square this with my binary vision of ‘Murica henghh??!!

Moral of the story: Cat was acting like a child.

In Soviet Russia, man beats wife. In America, wife beats eggs!

Ehh....I’m not happy with it.

Domestic violence and abuse was just HILARIOUS! wasn’t it.....?! Ehh...? Eh..??

They’re already trying though. The distancing attempt from the guy who literally lived in Trump’s tower, however absurd, is extremely telling of things they expect to come.

BULLSHIT! He’s a backwards thinking, creationist, subtly sexist, homophobic, xenophobic corporatist DOUCHEBAG who has NO business leading a 21st Century America.

Pence IS tangled in all this bullshit. He claims, absurdly, that he had NO IDEA! Flynn had met with Kislyak or that Flynn was working as a foreign agent, accepting money “from” Turkey, while attending classified briefings because it MAKES NO SENSE.

Streek Bar Names Desirz ....?

Hahahahaha, that first one took me a couple iterations in the brain to figure it out.

I actually played Stamley Kowalski in my high school’s production!

Came here for this....

Women, amirite?!

I really wish these reporters would show some kind of sign of solidarity and next time he pulls that shit, the next reporters just repeats, verbatim, the question Spicey just shot down.