I have it now - lesson learned.

Caught El Ten Eleven last week - really incredible show, and simply impossible to believe, even seeing it live, that they're just two dudes with instruments.

They caught the people that broke into my apartment. I don't get any of my stuff back, because it's all been sold, but at least I get to feel a little bit safer.

I truly regret that people heard me say that thing out loud.

You won!

How'd you get my high school picture?

You say that, but in a world where you can text a pizza emoji to domino's to order a pizza, we're not that far off.

GJ,I!

Whiskey.

I don't even smoke pot and I will be a customer for life if a service pops up that will deliver Taco Bell to me when I can't get off the couch.

Think of the pageviews!

Why man?

False. Its thesis is clearly "Tnagled"

I'm counting that as vindication.

Glad to hear this is good - the short trailer I saw was not enticing.

No you weren't.

My jealous self wants to believe you had this prepared for just such an occasion, but as that is unlikely, I must give you congratulations instead.

"Based on the novels of Patricia Cornwell" — is this just confirmation that her writing is formulaic enough that one movie can represent her body of work?

For Fuck's Sake, ABC.

Gonna throw it up to Order of the Stick #546. The Evil Second-in-Command lays out the ridiculous-but-actual convoluted backstory that creates the set of hoops that the villains have to jump through, and ends it with "Do you really expect me to believe such a ridiculous story?!"