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Murray, to Aykroyd: "Hey, at least your version would've been worse."

Eyyyyyyyy

We're all waiting with baited breath.

The FedEx truck analogy seems a little off to me. There are how many thousands of FedEx trucks? Of course it doesn't make sense to name them all. But there's only one Planet Express and only one Planet Express ship, which is essentially the core of their business. This would be more like a food truck naming their

Not gonna lie, I've thought "I like a challenge" when coming up with excuses for things that I know I probably won't get away with.

I find it much funnier when Mayor Poopenmeyer says it than when the Zookeeper does - I think he just has the kind of dumb earnestness that makes the fact that it's not actually a word work.

Of course, with two humans, it just seems like there'd be a robot in there somewhere…

Bernie is the main reason I'm giving this a shot - he's capable of making good choices.

You get it from toilet seats! Use a protective sheet!

My first thoughts were Final Fantasy and Neverending Story jokes. Glad to see I wasn't alone.

See you in the angry dome?

In fact, forget the movies and the Darkside of the Moon!

It rhymes, like poetry

Blood in the waters, man

In response to the Caitlyn Jenner story, Mike Huckabee claimed that if he could have said he felt like a girl in grade school and changed with the girls in PE class instead, he would've.

Does it even count if you don't make it yourself? Because I didn't spend all that time for nothing.

Anybody want a peanut?

It's like it gets off on being withholding.

Give me a minute, I just have something in my eye…

I had the same thought - I've never seen Whiz in a sandwich shop that wasn't one, but if it was a cheesesteak joint they'd be using it pretty regularly.