That's what kills me about the Cheese Whiz bullet. I mean, I don't like Cheese Whiz, so I wouldn't order it. But the manager is literally saying "it's safe to keep using, so we do" and that's presented as a bad thing?

No it doesn't because I remember being an adult and being excited watching that trailer and that would mean I'm old and …

This has much, much more of an Ico II feel than a Colossus feel - the art style is very clearly the same, but it seems to rely more heavily on the shouldn't-have-but-did-work escort mission gameplay of Ico than the puzzle combat of Colossus.

Interventions and Lullabies is a fine album, but, it really pales in comparison. If it was an album by some forgettable band, I'd probably actually like it more.

At least it's not on the tip of your tongue…

The point where XII opens up really is sublime. The difficulty spikes right around the time that you get enough gambits to use them, and it forces you to learn the system - and once you do, it's great.

They tend to frown on that sort of thing … not that I'd know …

The downside to living in our nation's capital: I don't have any congresspeople (at least, not ones who get to vote on things). The upside to living in our nation's capital: I never have to bother writing to my congresspeople.

Second.

What, like, on the TV? Regularly, in the evening? But then what will I do in my underwear at 3am?

Is now really the time you want to jump on the "in the vein of Entourage" bandwagon?

The AV Club
weeping over the bleak futility of life

Seriously, if you're not gonna make Bonestorm, why bother?

"Apologizing for offending people" — the whole PC thing in a nutshell. This is bad, apparently.

I dunno, but I'm wearing it.

Isn't that basically the premise of Californication?

I eagerly await the inevitable crossover. Eagerly

S'alright

Wait, you're seeing him tomorrow? Why haven't you told us?!

"unrelated"