I know what all of those words mean individually…

I always thought it was one word. Which absolutely does not make it better.

Clearly, sir, you have not truly lived.

If I'm not mistaken, that experience is pretty much what the developers were going for.

I liked making my parents buy them and grossing them out by pretending to enjoy them.

ACTUAL GREAT JOB

The AV Club
"Life" imitates "Art"

[is genuinely surprised you weren't prepared for this moment]

If you're looking for something that's still on, that's engaging, and that stays fresh even when binged, I can't recommend The Americans highly enough.

In college, all of the sushi places that would never card students made all of their cocktails with it. Suffice it to say, I've probably never had it properly, but I have fond memories nonetheless.

So many games to buy, install, and never play because I'm lazy!

MEDIOCRE

Someone get @Dikachu:disqus a McDLT, stat!

Something something never forget

Whenever anyone tells me their favorite movie is The Boondock Saints, I just ask why they haven't gotten around to seeing Pulp Fiction.

I hadn't really gotten into video games yet in 1995, so I have very little to say on the subject of the Virtual Boy.

I was gonna go to that, and then I got drunk on my patio instead.

Ass, Gas, or Degrassi.

Y'know? I'd watch at least five episodes of that.

Is this one of those things where if you can't think of someone like that, then you are that person? Uh oh…