If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Spare me, I already read Nate Silver’s piece where he gives himself a big pat on the back for being the least wrong

FiveThirtyEight has them as the least likely playoff team out of the three AFC North contenders.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Just, no man. I am not interested in having a debate with you anymore, least of all about 9/11. I am interested in shitting on you for believing in this silliness. Just keep insisting these movies are about solutions for the future, and are not just uninformed visions of the present world and the historical record.…

Buddy, if you combined several of your trademark one-sentence paragraphs into a single paragraph, you’d save us all some time. Also, you seem to think that just because something is stated as a fact, that makes hearing it “knowledge”. This doesn’t apply when those statements are nonsense. I’m not going to sit here and…

Wow, 8 hours of Youtube videos in one comment.

None of the cities you’re talking about have been brought to their knees.

You should visit my world then.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

yes there’s nothing Donald Trump supporters hate more than disrespectful public displays from their heroes that violate the false sense of decorum of their surroundings

Is exchanging punches a euphemisim? It was the 70's in New York. To quote 30 Rock, “Men were men back then, I’ll tell ya. If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn’t gay, you know. It was just two men…celebrating each other’s strength.”

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.