She’s straight up evil. It was horrifying to read when the story first came out.

no those are the Eight Wise Celebrities. you got them all

oh shit. the Three Geniuses

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Jeez, didn’t you read the story? He was a former football player who once played football but no longer played football, and was well liked by the people who liked him! And those rapes he committed but maybe he didn’t? You weren’t there so who knows?

Pending an improbable exoneration from the internal peer review, everything [Arnold] had worked for is now gone, likely never to be recovered, ever again. Recovery, if there is any, appears to be something deserved only by the Twitter critics of a freelancer whose future writing career will apparently be, like the way…

Jordan Sargent still “writes” for Gawker.

Ghost of Gawker Past [nods]

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

Risky move by Tarasov. If he gets suspended, it will leave his team in Tatars.

Well that backfired.

Regardless of your feelings for Bill or his writing, he was able to put together one of the best teams and sites out there for sporting/social/cultural commentary, so I’d venture to say a fair amount of people are excited about this.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Jimmy Fallon has come a long, long, long way since the evening someone dropped off a smug, evidently unselfconscious fourteen year-old outside 30 Rockefeller Pl. with a sign around his neck reading, Will be beaten to death within moments if set free.

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

Most Likely To Fail Upward

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.