Man, the UFC is fucked.

You can’t really brush suspensions like these under the rug. It’s the doping authority, not the UFC, who hands out suspensions.

Years ago I took a friend’s foster kid to a recruiting event at a Big 10 football program, and the sight of 20 middle aged white men in khakis and Under Armor polos judging how well a bunch of mostly black teenage boys were running and jumping for them was...not a comfortable thing.

I’m sure that the man who owns a 100k diamond earring, much less wore it jet skiing, did all his due diligence to make sure that this is a wise investment.

What’s the one besides boxing?  

Well, the decision to post this article does cut against that proposition.

Man, is there anything worse than when people have the audacity to not dress just like you do or enjoy exercising precisely in your approved manner?

Troll smarter, not harder.

A couple years ago ESPN Classic played a bunch of Tyson’s early fights, and I’m not sure if people in the 1980s just didn’t recognize what a dive looked like or didn’t care, but holy shit a lot of those fights involved Tyson’s opponent throwing themselves violently to the ground.

Your precious sniper would get KTFO by a guy in a tank. Stop being such a nut hugger.

Really? The guy who can punch and kick incredibly hard and fast, knows jiu jitso, can wrestle, and can stand being punched in the noggin has no chance in an “actual fight?” Huh.

the moment you put a obstacle behind or between the MMA fighter and a person trained to fight in a life or death situation like Krav Maga, Chen To On Kung Fu, or any other real world fighting style that is meant to apply to a life or death situation, the MMA fighter will lose

Think of it like this: the larger Mike is more like Darius Rucker’s solo work, and the smaller Mike is more like Hootie and the Blowfish. So whichever you prefer, they’ve got you covered.

“more than half of us”

Played a little varsity ball, huh?

Satire?

Peyton Manning could cure cancer and it wouldn’t make up for the fact that he’s responsible for the perpetual fucking cottage industries of Bill Polian and Tony Dungy.

I love when Deadspin does its version of the NY Times trends section where a writer decides that a conversation overheard at a cocktail party and two stories from a coworker’s sister constitute and Important Trend that must be weighed in on.

What’s with all these people nominating uninsulated LL Bean duck boots as “winter” boots? They’re rain boots! Wonderful rain boots, but rain boots nonetheless.

What’s with all these people nominating uninsulated LL Bean duck boots as “winter” boots? They’re rain boots! …

Serious question here: is there anything more parochial and/or tiresome than a “look at how expensive New York is?”