“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

He might want to check with Antoine Walker, Terrell Owens, and Mark Brunell about that real estate investing

“Imagine having enough money to buy a $100,000 earring AND enough to pay for a dive team to find it!?!” - Julio Jones in nine years

I not only hate that he said Chi-town with a straight face, but I hate that he is one of those douchesnozzles who gives people shit for putting ketchup on a fucking hot dog. The no ketchup rule is so dumb. If I want to put ketchup on my $8 hot dog and watch some really really shitty baseball... I’m going to do it.…

Is this a joke? Didn’t that Canadian sniper just set the record for longest kill shot? He’d DESTROY either of these guys in a pure fight (or is war no longer fighting?)

Oh sure, he’d lose to either guy in an MMA match or a boxing match, but fighter? Get outta town.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

WHY ISN’T THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF JUICE

If making juice out of juice is so easy then how come everyone’s not doing it?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

OSU beat the spread, Michigan failed to cover. The underdog cannot cover a spread.

Oh you live in BROOKLYN? Amazing.

Why are people upset?:

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Exactly. She’s an asshole who choose to trade on her looks to get ahead. Now it’s biting her in the ass. Tough shit. His behavior towards women was well known when she showed up. It’s not like he was unknown quantity. The conditions of her marriage may have changed but she willing entered into this marriage. As for a…

Rex failed not because he was too human to be a great coach, he failed because in essence he was a fat fucking fraud. A guy who talked a bunch of shit in the offseason then coached terribly during it, a guy who talked about being bold yet punted in OT on the 40 with his season on the line, a guy who relentlessly…

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

HAHAHAHAHA oh you are cute. I married a Yooper and moved him to South Dakota. Had to explain to him what wind chill meant and he didn’t believe me at first.

There’s the Midwest, and then there’s the North Great Plains. My husband — born and raised in Chicago — was sent 100 miles outside Bismarck one January for work, and it was nothing like he’d ever experienced.