thats $131 in today’s dollars

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Nothing gay about it. Just men, celebrating each other’s strength.

Only a man knows how to instruct another man. Only a man can tell you what to do. Only a man can have you get on all fours and push your sweaty body against another man. Only a man can pat your behind and aporeciate that bum’s tight supplemess. Only a man can appreciate another man’s form, especially in the shower.…

I mean, how will she even coach in heels?

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

Man. When you see this stuff in person, it’s easy to divert your attention to the cheerleaders. But now that it’s on the internet? What are my (non-existent) kids supposed to do? Start Googling cheerleaders? Hot, young cheerleaders...

Pro tip: Use your least important finger to steer that fruit chunk back into the blades.

Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.

Yeah i think we’ve reached the bottom.

Adrian Peterson’s kids wrote similar letters, consoling Walsh for the horrible beating his father would obviously give him.

“I’d hit that.”

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

uhhhhhh...me to run in to pick up the pizza that is waiting for me 28 feet from the front of my car.

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

PSG to MIA: C&D ASAP

He suffers, from what I like to call, “Nunchuck Leg”.

R G Twee