Well, the fact that you’re trying to distinguish the mid 1990s from today in terms of historical eras should probably give you pause.

There are a number of unanswered questions concerning 9/11...

Gee, I wonder if that brief period in the mid 1990s happened to coincide with the flower of your youth? Nah, I’m sure that it’s not just you engaging in the same self-centered wanking that every self-centered wanker has engaged in since the beginning of time, bemoaning the fact that things are the worst they’ve ever…

Name a time in human history that is better than the present.

“South Chicago.” You sound like you really know the area.

Nevermind—this is just a tryout for the troll spot in the lineup. Shouldn’t have rewarded it with a comment.

Jesus Christ, Jordan Sargent is going to be turding up Deadspin now?

The Subtle Lights is my favorite of Phyllis Pullman’s books. I am stoked that the CBC is going to be making a series out of the His Dark Military.

Yeah, but your dad’s kid turned out to be an asshole.

Screen Rant pays for these to be posted here, right?

I’m not sure Dana is in a position to give anyone advice about fucking up their business model at this point.

Is The Departed ruined for anyone else by the fact that the ending makes no damn sense whatsoever? Why the fuck does DeCaprio run away from headquarters when he realizes that Damon is the mole, to try and confront him later? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Pick it back up and hand it to McShane.

Who can argue that we live in the best of all possible worlds? All cocksucking worlds?

Edit: nevermind

The should appeal the order, to the Supreme Court if necessary.

So he’s not blaming the media for terrorists using strong encryption, he’s just saying that the media caused terrorists to use strong encryption. That makes sense.

Man, you really took him down a peg.

What is your basis to believe the author’s assertion?

What is the basis for the claim that “a farm has a less than 10 percent chance of making money at all?”