Jesus Christ, Jordan Sargent is going to be turding up Deadspin now?

Yeah, but your dad’s kid turned out to be an asshole.

I’m not sure Dana is in a position to give anyone advice about fucking up their business model at this point.

Greg, I think you’re a really good writer, but you definitely missed an opportunity to include a quote from Jordan Sargent on this.

Somebody doesn’t know the difference between sentencing guidelines and mandatory minimum sentencing! But don’t let that stop you from being a scold.

My expectations were not disappointed.

Nope, it really doesn’t. It is possible to be really good at assembling and managing a group of people to reliably put out interesting content, and to make a terrible editorial mistake. These are not mutually exclusive concepts.

That was a serious mistake, but it most definitely doesn’t contradict what I wrote.

You don’t want another site like Grantland?

Whatever else you think of Simmons, you can’t really argue that he was really good at assembling and managing a group of people to reliably put out interesting content. As Whitlock proved, that’s not exactly an easy thing to do.

No, just a really terrible person. Just because he hasn’t been convicted of the crime (yet) doesn’t mean that you have to shut your brain off.

Do you think the same applies to Greg Hardy?

Why do we assume he needs “help?” It’s certainly possible that his poor behavior is due to addiction, but isn’t it just as possible that he’s simply a terrible person?

Ultimately, no one could substantiate the allegation that this particular rumor had even existed as a rumor, much less provide any factual basis for it. Because of this, I can’t print it here, despite its considerable entertainment value.

Miller should have answered “On a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.”

Yeah, that’s you continuing to badly misunderstand the question.

You didn’t understand the question.

Sweet.

I’m quite sure that your answer will be entertaining in any event.

Played a little ball, huh?