Does the type of violence these assholes are talking about make football more or less entertaining?

You misunderstand. I’m not saying he can’t complain. I’m making fun of him for being a whiny prick about it. Not all complaints are created equal.

You should ask for your money back. SERIOUSLY.

But what chain restaurant were they in front of when Kobe hit him? What brand were the headphones Walker put back on?

Paul Wellstone was murdered.

This headline would have been gibberish to my grandparents 50 years ago. I envy them.

It’s more of a Gawker writer thing. If it isn’t in Brooklyn, it’s the sticks. If you can see a plant or anyone who isn’t a white hipster living in a shoebox apartment, it’s the woods.

This is why Greg Schiano is the best coach in the NFL.

Nah, think of all the good coaches through history who physically dominated their players. Marv Levy, Bill Parcells, Joe Gibbs, Bill Walsh...impressive specimens all.

I don’t know, he may have a point about the NFL hall of fame voting, at least. I mean, of course the people voting on that need to understand what it is to be able to stand next to another person and physically dominate and impose your will on them.

The person who gets fired will be the one who points out what an idiot Schilling is.

We have different definitions of “almost.”

Good lord.

It’s called the “fencing response,” you dummy, and it’s what happens sometimes when someone is knocked the hell out.

Oh, the horror! I hope you have your smelling salts and fainting couch handy every time his brutish visage is shown on the TV.

I’ve got his hockey card.

Yeah, but you have to call it a “cheque.” That’s no way to live.

Well, not all chicks.

You should relax.

Maybe the kind that realizes a 15 month old dozing in a car seat for three minutes with a parent twenty feet away probably isn’t being harmed by the experience?