A couple of comas & a helluva lot of commas ;)

It’s like that time I got cancer and lost my life’s savings, and my attorney fiancee, who owned two houses in New York, and whose family owned 22, dumped me because “I know I love you, but I also have to be honest about the amount of money I want,” and when I ran into her a few years later at a Christmas party and…

Not true at all. See?

Jesus, dude... You sound like you know what you like and don’t put up with what you hate.

WTF?

The slash made me think you intended verse. Scans perfectly.

Unfortunately, this is what you must do;
Otherwise there is no caucus for you.

Yes, thanks from me too. The entire structure is so profoundly stupid, I can’t bear to think about it. Little wonder group psychology is making a comeback.

The smug self-satisfaction of those who think Sears’s unsolicited pics of genitalia is “extremely rewarding” is as stupid - in its knee-jerk, unreflected…

I’m only kidding. Vote for Sanders. He’s correct.

And that, my friends, is why I’m not wasting a vote on Bernie Sanders.

When I was a kid, my dad said I was a talented writer, talented enough to become a professional writer, but we had moved from Europe to the States, where the arts aren’t valued. So he said, you can still do it, but you can’t wait; you have to start now.

I said, ah, okay.

He said, no, I mean, now.

I laughed, but he…

And that’s different from your cellphone company, or your food packaging company, or your clothing manufacturer how again?

A family member has been involved in the Chicago restaurant scene for years (against everybody’s advice, but whatever) and she calls him Tippin’ Pippen — meant ironically. Must be a diminutive.

But she says it’s almost become a gag, almost like how if Genet stole something out of your place in the 60s, it was a status…

I’ve had a rough day, and I’m sure everybody’s going to hate me for writing this, but I’m tiring of this narrative. You weren’t raped. You had sex with the real asshole that was in your band. But you’re NOT guilty for anything, you didn’t inadvertently teach anyone anything. You have not “contributed to a culture that…

Exactly. I just care about the abuse of authority as it relates to sex.

But a father fucking his daughter? Couldn’t care less.

How many men think this way? Half of them? More? 60%? 65%

So typical.

This happens all the time.

The idea is to force her hand and inhibit a divorce - an obvious next move for the couple, as it could shield their assets and even generate some sympathy for the accused rapist.

People do know MIT and Yale have entire courses online now, right? A sentence from one of those is worth a billion Ted Talks because “knowledge.”

Uh, we have a Ted Talk to recommend you.

“I was going for an Altman feel.”

Yeah, but what about ladies’ nights? When you factor that in, yolyfkfkjkky]ggyktvjvluutyyr4u58drt;[.]pp9’8hy