As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

DAAAAAMN that’s a lot of comas buddy.

If you “alpha up your beta game” then it wouldn’t be a “beta game”, would it?

Oooh, you’re so edgy.

I think they based him on this McQuarrie sketch. Which does look like a young George.

I think what broke all the hardcore Lucas fans was the realization that Phantom Menace was the Star Wars movie he’d really wanted to make from the beginning.

I grabbed the comic adaptation they did of the original scripts and.... yeah..... it’s not.....It’s really weird.

Since Albert Einstein first predicted their existence a century ago

Unfortunately, this is what you have to do :/ otherwise no caucusing for you.

Wait- what?

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?

1940-Warner Bros. “The Letter” with Bette Davis. Opening shot, tracking through a Malaysia Rubber plantation. Moonlight bathes the thatched roofs, across the multi-story open worker’s quarters, swinging hammocks, palm fronds. Lap dissolve to reveal the veranda of the main house. A shot rings out. A man stumbles onto…

Difficult to find the whole thing on youtube where the audio is not all messed up or in a different language. this will get you started though..

That was ... cringeworthy. Syncing the sound effects up with a song that’s already pretty trite to use in a trailer (GotG’s trailer was interesting because it used a song most people wouldn’t really expect). And holy shit, Robie’s Harley Quinn makes me want to drive a screw into my brain.

Glad to see Star Wars made the cut, but I am a little surprised that The Godfather isn’t here: the extreme close up of Bonaserra, the undertaker, and his assertion, “I believe in America”, with just the slightest accent in the rolled ‘r’, and then the camera slowly zooming out to reveal the darkened office that will…

I have a podcast with a friend where we talk at length about what would have made Jar Jar work. When you think about the original trilogy the big thing that stands out is most of the alien races don’t speak English. Yet we get to the prequels where almost every planet suddenly is english-fluent.

Blargh.

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I LOVE how the camera pans out after a few seconds to get footage of the chick lying lifeless on the ground... like “NOW we’ve got a story!!”

Also how the cameraperson adjusts the camera to frame hands-in-pockets guy, as if the original story is gonna continue. Nice work, Ace.