F*ck you with that Miss Lindsey bullshit. Gay men are not women. 

He should do that one magic trick where he goes into a box and his brother comes out of the other box and one of them kills Hugh Jackman.

His performances are so powerful, they’ve escaped into the wider world and possessed other performers and elevated them to new heights!

“Hairstylists defy hatters, invent elaborate hairdos.”

Remember:  Ice-T was once Water-T...

Heh. Cars pooping. 

I assume it’s Swiss, on account of all the cheese 

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

I mean, Disney pretty famously has had kissing in their animated movies for quite literally as long as they’ve been making animated movies. Hell, no fewer than five of their movies include kisses as crucial plot elements. One of them even had a whole song called “Kiss the Girl.” Have you... not watched a lot of…

you’re right let’s cancel every cartoon with kissing. no more snow white, tangled, frozen, how to train your dragon, futurama, simpsons, spirited away, or anything else that shows a basic expression of human interaction. how dare kiss?? 

All of this is true but there’s one section that seems to be notably missing which is how a large vocal contingent of the “progressive left” has spent the last four years with what seemed to be enjoyment grinding down any woman in politics who didn’t match their fictional idealised view of them.

Can you fix the bit where it’s a slideshow with 53 slides too?  That’s ridiculous.  

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

I was disappointed to learn that not only do they NOT make fart noises when you walk, but they don’t even have that authentic NERF mystery chunk missing from the side. And as we all know, it’s NERF or Nothing.

I don’t remember anyone wearing those clothes in the 70's. Except the assclowns.

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

It’s weird how you mention the very real possibility of a corrupt government trumping up charges on someone and in the very next sentence say it’s 100% on her. We have literally no clue whether she even broke the law and yet everyone is willing to dogpile and assume she’s guilty.

Leaded gasoline for cars finally disappeared from the Earth for good in 2021, but its affects will be with us for a long time.

McD’s didn’t care. They make the franchisees pay the repairs...