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Tuesday 9:31PM
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You got it. He’s a snake. Not a wild snake hiding in the grass hunting for his own food. He’s a big fat snake in a tank with a plastic heating pad. Rich people feed him frozen mice to keep him satisfied.
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Tuesday 9:25PM
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Thanks Don Jr.. Now I’m picturing Baron running around yelling the n-word. Read more

Tuesday 9:19PM
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Comedians can say offensive things if it’s clear they are being absurd. Bill Burr comes to mind. Although I don’t think Bill even gets offered the big hosting gigs.
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Monday 6:58PM
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At some point, don’t you just pack up what little you have and drive out of that shitty state? There are better places. Places where not only do they treat poor people better, but you might have a chance at escaping poverty.

Monday 6:51PM
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I thought everyone drove around in a red Ferrari and a red, brown, and yellow chopper. Now I’m never going to Hawaii!

Monday 6:30PM
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Keep voting for Republicans, Texas. You’re doing great!

Monday 6:28PM
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I’m done arguing with right wing talking points and conspiracy theories. At this point, anyone who wanted a vaccine could have gotten one. The other 40-50% will take their chances and improve the gene pool along the way. Ship the remaining doses overseas where they are needed most.
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Sunday 10:17PM
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I’m very much hoping all those numbers, and symbols, and pictures and objects they showed in the credits were just put there to drive the internet sleuths insane.

Friday 10:22AM
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I was debating whether I should feel racist for thinking Mindy was of Indian descent, or if I should feel racist for thinking East Asia was the China/Japan/Korea region.  Turns out I should have felt smugly superior to the usual level of internet blog research.  Thanks!

Friday 10:07AM
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“Paul” and the author are happy to jump on the Obama misinformation train. Read more

Friday 9:55AM
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Only about 42 of those executive orders were reversing Trump’s executive orders.

Friday 7:47AM
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This is the woman who created Rock and Roll:

6/10/21 2:01PM
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I’ve had that at Burger King with the coupons. The coupon is for two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. They tell me they have to give me both fries with the pleading look of a serf who knows they will be flogged if the lord of the manor finds out. Read more

6/10/21 1:47PM
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As others have mentioned, Manchin isn’t going anywhere. And he’s not a “Republican plant”, as many have said. If he was, he would have flipped and Republicans would have total control of the Senate. He’s a ridiculously conservative Democrat who gets elected because of dark money. Read more

6/10/21 1:45PM
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The plan hasn’t changed. But the Republicans tactics are getting more desperate. Twenty years ago they could still lean on humping the flag and Jesus. They could keep the dog whistles pretty quiet. Ten years ago they had to start obstructing everything and they were blowing the dog whistles so loud everyone could hear Read more

6/10/21 1:40PM
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My friend told me this at the end of last summer and I disbelieved. I risked my precious last ear of corn on an experiment and it was amazing. Tastes the same, but so easy and fast, and you don’t have to steam up your kitchen in the summer. Another advantage is that the silk seems to come off easily with the husks Read more