It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

I was disappointed to learn that not only do they NOT make fart noises when you walk, but they don’t even have that authentic NERF mystery chunk missing from the side. And as we all know, it’s NERF or Nothing.

I don’t remember anyone wearing those clothes in the 70's. Except the assclowns.

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

It’s weird how you mention the very real possibility of a corrupt government trumping up charges on someone and in the very next sentence say it’s 100% on her. We have literally no clue whether she even broke the law and yet everyone is willing to dogpile and assume she’s guilty.

Leaded gasoline for cars finally disappeared from the Earth for good in 2021, but its affects will be with us for a long time.

That’s fair.

The new season is surprisingly good. Didn’t miss his ass a bit.

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

...with a secret.

The quiz went as expected “There was an error in your submission”

Heeeeeeeeeere.

He's here. He's there. He's everyfuckingwhere.

Here’s what I think of your newfangled football “video” games.

You’re so vain, you probably think this OSHA is about you ...

BUT I LIKE SITTING HIGH UP IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFER

“...don’t care about who you are or what you’ve accomplished.”

My wife farts a lot in her sleep, so that's another thing that happens at night. 

Is she paying royalties to JG Ballard (Manhole 69)?