The reactions of the right fortify and justify the need for a black women to be selected.  And Joe Biden can’t fuck this up, the talent pool is way too deep

I think she’s just using sex as a crotch.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

Paint the peanuts tan and leave them outside for the squirrels.

Patton Oswalt had better return as Dr. Demento.

The Avatar that preceded Aang.

I got gas that’ll turn you inside out.

That’s how it starts, with a single dollar bill. But soon, that’s not enough. You can’t get it up for anything less than a twenty, then a hundred. Finally you’re so jaded that you end up getting into the real kinky stuff, like crypto.

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

I mean they didn’t come up with the phrase tunnel vision out of nowhere.

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

Following that rule, in my wife’s world it would be too cold for the dog approximately 10 months of the year.

Celsius? What, are you some kind of sorcerer?

Be easier and cheaper to just convince them that the arsenic challenge is a thing. 

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure. 

Mustard on Oreos?! Grody to the max!

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

WASHINGTON, DC–A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98 percent of Americans support the use of mass transit by others.

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.