I went through the BK drive through the other day and the ad at the window was for their chicken sandwich I think. And I’m almost positive it’s photoshopped. Because there’s no way the woman in the photo can open her mouth that wide. I could even see the part where it looked like her bottom lips were curling under was…

You get a lot of these, “I used to be a Democrat until...” posts on political forums. In some cases it’s pretty much “I used to be a Democrat when I was young and cared about other people, but now I’m old and just want my taxes to be lower.” (hint: Republicans don’t lower taxes on people who don’t have millions)

I’m confused. Is this a serious issue about domestic abuse, or are we picking teams at gym class? You tell me I’m not supposed to “stan” for celebrities, but then give me lists of celebrities “liking” both parties. Am I supposed to “stan” for the ones on one list, but not the other?

I am by no means an expert, but most SUVs look to me like someone said, “People don’t want minivans any more, so let’s give them something that looks kinda like a minivan, but has less space.”

I don’t blame him. There was no reason not to put him in the movie. Instead they went and got a total head case. Now he’s known as that guy who plays the flash on tv but isn’t good enough to be in a movie. And he’s in a show that seems to consist of time travel makes things worse so try to fix it with time travel (or…

This should be the standard procedure for all actors who turn out to be shitty people mid-production.

Just let Keaton be The Flash.  And the villain the Flash faces. And the sidekick. And the wise old person The Flash leans on for support.  What we all need is a multiplicity of Keatons.

“No one cares about Chrissy! Not enough time is spent on her character! How dare we treat a woman this way!”

Definitely auburn.  Or, if you’re being less fancy, reddish brown.

That’s how people feel emotionally. But if it was him instead of Chrissy, the show would probably be a little less dramatic.

Hah! Yeah, I’ve had action all over my car, man.

The article says longest “female” tenure. You know...

From the article you didn’t read:

Good news, then. If you delete your Tim Horton’s app, you’ll only have 137 that are recording your location and selling it to whoever will pay.

A cat. Not my cat. I drove about 45 minutes to a very specific store. Parked in the middle of a parking lot with my windows open (teenager, crap car, no AC). This was the 80s, so I wasn’t the only one. But I was almost home when a cat hopped into the front seat as I was driving, looked at me and said, “Mrrrp?”

That joke was smooooth.

Republicans no longer need to even pretend any more. While they are plotting to overthrow democracy, the “media” has been spending most of their time on two probably horrible people who happen to be celebrities suing each other. And they’ll probably be successful, because what political coverage that’s been going on…

Square is so Ameritrash. It’s all about the meeples now.

As others have pointed out, Reva is smart enough to know they’re going to a “port” for a ship and get there the fast way.