I appreciate the input, but I’m going to go with the advice of multiple lawyers instead of lying about my speedometer working. 

I’m going to sound like a lot of other random haters, but the reason is that she’s not that good. She’s like someone good enough to be a bench player on a professional sports team. She’s still funnier than nearly everybody else, but the other professionals are way better than her. The reason her movie and tv show are…

I like the Pot Brothers (real attorneys apparently) approach. If they ask you why you think they pulled you over, you just ask them, “Why did you pull me over?” Other than that, you need only a few phrases.

Because there’s a bunch of you about to post it, it should be noted that your one example of someone you know who had a cousin whose friend had a bad experience with a union does not invalidate the idea of unions as a force of good for workers.

Hey folks! I think I figured out the problem. We need to stop putting people named Harvey in charge of things.

You point out that we can fast forward past the bad bits to get to the good bits. But...

If a company had 4 people and a 3200 square foot room, they would definitely still cram them together in little cubicles. 

Kevin Smith has opinions on things, and he expresses them. That’s all it takes to earn hatred. 

A listening session to allow students to ask questions? How many kids are going to have questions. They know what’s up with the teacher.

And here I thought only Conan wouldn’t be expecting Mac and Me from Paul Rudd. Let me spoil the next time Paul is a guest...

I’m not sure I read this right. Did one of the people who decides where the taxes get spent complain about how the tax was being spent?

I think the one lesson that should have been learned is you don’t use 1/3 of one show’s season to set up some other show. 

Any car driven by a lunatic will be deadly. These monster vehicles get dangerous even at lower speeds driven by “normal” people.

That sounds like the way to go. I’ve tried watching actual races, highlight clips, and whatever else is out there. I know I’m watching powerful machines tearing along at ridiculous speeds. But it looks like some fancy cars floating along at 30 miles an hour on a pleasure spin.

Who even calls themselves their child’s boyfriend?

So she’s a moderate who is reasonable and only needed an extra session to realize that the most qualified candidate in our lifetimes is qualified.

Amy was politically incorrect in the end.

To quote this comedian I heard once a while back, “I’m not saying he should have slapped him...but I understand.”

My email is four years older than my son. He’s 23.