Cars should have to have a color. No more white, gray, and black. That’s right. Not even black. 

Whatever. She’s just talented, beautiful, funny, and has amazing style. Other than that, she’s just like us.

Tom Holland would kick that Timothee Chalamet sonofabitch’s ass.

That “flag-waving kind of patriotism” is not patriotism. It’s nationalism. Patriotism is necessary. Nationalism is dangerous.

I recognize that CNN is incompetent, but calling Joe Manchin a “moderate” is a new low.

She’s a needy person who desperately craves validation from kind words and likes on social media. Definitely not a comic. A comic is a needy person who craves validation from making people laugh.

People hate that corporations can just buy legislation that hurts people.

Move to Rhode Island. They literally believe that you’re supposed to do this. My buddy from Rhode Island went to college and did it across two lanes of traffic and couldn’t figure out why everyone nearly crashed. Told his new college roommates about it and they couldn’t believe what he was telling them.

I actually sort of like watching traffic on those huge roads around Disney. As you approach every light there’s someone on the left who starts crossing over 4 full lanes of straight traffic to get to the right to turn right. And there’s someone on the right who starts crossing over 4 full lanes of straight traffic to…

There are two laws at play there if you want “correct” procedure. 1. After you come to a full stop, you may creep up if it is legal to make a right on red. 2. You cannot block a crosswalk. Ideally, you creep up a foot or two for a better view, but not so much that you’re in the crosswalk. Usually that’s enough. But of…

Yeah. If you have to slow down below minimum speed (usually 45) on the highway, you’re supposed to put your hazards on. But when everyone is in the same rain as you, just having your regular lights on should be enough. 

You making fun of this sign? I guess Right Laners gonna Right Lane.

I’ve driven Route 90 many times. The part of 90 that is the Mass Pike is no different from the part of 90 from New York out to Chicago. There’s people who go too slow in the passing lane, people who go too fast everywhere, people who drive too close to other people. It’s the same as any interstate highway where there…

Stop signs are pretty universally ignored, unless there’s cameras. It would be easier to find some regions where people actually stop behind a stop line.

A bidet helps. You can get a bidet attachment for a toilet for like $30. You’ll use a fraction of whatever toilet paper you go with. Get one that air dries and you don’t even need toilet paper.

I didn’t think of it in a historical context, but “The 2020 election was stolen” is probably going to be a Republican myth for a long time. Like trickle down economics and the welfare queen.

It’s a scale.

They’re going to have to change their theme song.

According to his line of thinking, we don’t need a Supreme Court at all. There will be no federal laws. Everything will be on a state by state basis.

Senator Sasse at least had the decency to point out the “jackassery” of his colleagues, noting that they were basically mugging for the camera. These clowns are literally checking to see if they are trending as soon as they finish their “questioning”. And the right wing youtubers are falling all over themselves with…