You want a decent time waster, go to youtube and find 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, or Taskmaster.

For people who think Monopoly is a game, and not 1-6 hours of picking a random winner, Here are the two games you should play instead.

There’s a different take on “they don’t build ‘em like they used to.” Modern cars are better in almost all ways, but they are designed to make it nearly impossible for an owner to repair them at all, and it’s even hard for a mechanic to keep up. They want you to go to a dealership and trust that the dealership isn’t…

I’m really hoping this is a teacher risking their job for a troll, and not a teacher who thinks they are striking a blow for the progressive cause.

We know what it is about concerts that causes this. Drinking, drugs, assholes, herd panic.

He should stop saying he still wants to be in the NFL and should latch onto the worst fears of the white owners. He should start telling black kids that there’s more money in being an internet celebrity (also, big bonus. No CTE).

Used to have a HEPA filter and loved it. But the replacement filters cost as much as the original unit and needed to be changed every month or you could smell the difference.

Used to have a HEPA filter and loved it. But the replacement filters cost as much as the original unit and needed to…

Sure, just drag out the costume from decades ago. Lazy actors.

Does social media stardom make you a sociopath, or do you have to be sociopathic to reach social media stardom?

It’s really bad audio. Sounds like Portuguese or Italian. They’re pretty close.

If he needs a comparison, he’s Joe Lieberman. An “Independent” who single-handedly prevented the Affordable Care Act from being the American Single Payer Act.

Does that seem shocking? You know what’s shocking? Dad is only four years older than Mom.  Shouldn’t he be like 44 years older than her? C’Mon Hollywood, I can’t get immersed in this science fiction stuff if you’re not going to have an old man romantically linked to a twenty year old.

I’m not an expert on the newest tech, but it seems like it’s still standard practice to put the cheapest, barely functioning speakers in cars. And you don’t even need a major upgrade to the unit in the dash to get better sound. Just better speakers.

Considering none of them brake beforehand, and they seem to be hitting it pretty square, I’m guessing it’s not just a case of it being too narrow. It’s people on their phones.

Some of us were ALIVE before anyone in Radiohead was ALIVE.

“Seems like I’m the only one who can’t go to the office any more.”

I know two women who didn’t vote for Clinton but are now horrified that womens’ rights are being destroyed. But you can’t even get them to see the connection between the two. In their mind, Trump was some sort of unexplainable natural disaster, not something they had a part in letting happen.

Tried the “life aquatic” twice and fell asleep both times. But the bit where Jeff Goldblum hits the dog (Wes hates dogs, apparently) is funny because of Bill Murray’s almost motionless reaction (which he stole from Buster Keaton).

I don’t like the weaponizing of Yelp reviews. Someone who isn’t actually a customer shouldn’t be leaving reviews of places because social media tells them to, or politics.

Sometimes it seemed like he was the only one having fun. In all those pictures you can see that he’s having a good time.