“We’re not corrupt. We’re just stupid!”

First in Flight!

Way back when we had prepaid phone cards, my friend worked the customer support line for one such company. For some reason, the two groups they sold the most cards to were a group of Mexicans who only spoke Spanish, and Mensa. He didn’t know Spanish, but it was easier to get someone he didn’t share a language with to…

This is a right load of codswallop! Everyone knows that the boats leave Maine, go to Massachusetts bay, steal our delicious lobsters, and sell them as Maine lobsters. When they go into the pot, they’re screaming, “Actually, we’re from Massachuaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh!”

Me this Halloween: Let’s see, what have we got here? Two little kids who are clearly excited about their costumes and put some thought into what they wanted. Have a full size bar. And for the teenager in the back who is still wearing his football shirt that I can tell by smell was the same thing he wore to school and…

You hate yourself for voting for Kerry or Obama? If the bar is set that high, it’s not wonder Republicans are winning. I don’t even hate myself for voting for Biden, even though he was at best my 4th choice. 

I am automatically on the side of unions. Because even the most corrupted union is still better than what corporations will do.

Sadly, this is not your grandfather’s John Deere. 

Any bidders on this incredibly dangerous aircraft?

Yes, there is.

Can we just pay more for our restaurant meals and get rid of tipping while we’re at it?

You set the house on high spin. Point your butt out the window.

That is not Pam Dawber.

What’s all this Star Track nonsense?

The “cancel culture” is just today’s “Political correctness”. It’s people who want to say offensive things without backlash. 

You don’t understand how powerful this affect is until you have kids. My 21 year old daughter still doesn’t think she’s smart and my 23 year old son doesn’t think he’s attractive. All she ever heard was how cute she is. All he ever heard was how smart he is. And that’s with two parents who worked hard right from the…

They made her even whiter than the white people.

Maintenance? Changing seals? Why would anyone ever do that? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. When it does break and cause an environmental disaster, put out commercials with lots of green fields and flowers and tell people how much you care.

They aren’t two different people. He didn’t become someone else. The national conversation shifted, and he took part.