This is so sad, I grew up with dodai and jezebel. Dodai IS jezebel!

hahhaha you are SO awesome for 1. knowing this and 2. posting it!

Thanks!

Where is the gif of wonka saying You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day Sir!

i like that someone had this idea and told someone else it would be cool and they actually did it. like all these dudes agreed to do this. it is so WEIRD. people do not say yes enough to weird shit.

everyone is almost exactly the same shade of skin tone in that banner image for this article.

Maybe this is where all the arms surgeries are going:

I sometimes wonder if women's willingness to shut down their instagram accounts and rave for social media liberties outweighs their convictions to speak out against women's health issues.

right on!

he was on BATH SALTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH, and i didn't get the back slap, every single time we hung out for four years, which was very frequently, I got the high five. HIGH FIVE. Needless to say, I am an expert at the high/low five. He even told me the secret dude trick of looking at the other person's elbow so that you'll always connect on the low five.…

OMG Samantha Irby, I think I love you. Srsly, I got bro'd by this super hot tall dude for four years. The culmination of which was when he built me a deck. built. me. an. otherwise. $2000+ deck. we were such besties. I got to date dudes, and I got to have a best friend dude that was there when my car broke, when I…

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone!

Did you see the cougar blouse that Jenna is wearing on the recent episode of 30 Rock? I can't find it on the internets anywhere and it is awesome!

Corn Huskers Lotion!

I have the jimmyjane with the two prongs and seriously it is the best investment i ever made. well my ex boyfriend ever made. it is the top of the line vibrator and i am not kidding, if you buy this you will never ever think twice about the vibrator you thought you loved it won't even compare. plus when you are using…

Does this scream The Corrections to anyone else? That was the first thing I thought of.

I live in the Midwest and I've recently discovered Sparks, an energy beer that comes in either 5 or 8% alcohol. I like them, since you can get a beer buzz w/o having to chug a ton of beer, they taste similar to woodchuck and other ciders, but I can see how the energy plus alcohol effect can throw one for a loop after…

whatever. if vogue told us all to wear towels to work tomorrow. i'd so do it.

"While they make a couple of styles of perfect, classic dresses, nothing is more welcome than their line of shirts - all of which are way more reasonably priced than you're braced for right now."