It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

Sigh. All this voter suppression, and nobody’s working on a way to suppress the “complete racist idiot” vote. 

It’s like all the Trump issues - they probably never made a law against it because they never thought anyone would be bold enough to try.

Seriously. How can there seriously be no oversight in place to stop him from regulating his own election? Democracy in general is in some real trouble.

First, even if Abrams ultimately came just short, I think she did a great job just by energizing people and showing what was possible. 49% seems high for a black female Democrat in the deep south; maybe in 2022 she’ll be able to push it over the line.

Is that the one where the person had headphones on and they were studying and then when the parents came home, they saw all the writing on the wall? There’s a thousand variations of that story, I couldn’t believe how much people liked that one(if we’re talking about the same story)

SAME. 

Yeah that one was confusing and seemed more like a mournful loss of life than anything creepy. The random italicized sentences at the conclusion of the paragraphs also threw me out of my immersion in the story. 

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

and the follow up of course

IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE!!!! THE POST THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THE INTERNET ISN’T A TOTAL WASTE IS FINALLY HERE. 

Meh. Only one to even get under my skin was the face at the window. Everything else was pretty blah. They all pale in comparison to prior entries.

What’s the criteria for the best stories? Because I feel that most of these stories are written like fictional stories and are obviously made up which makes them not that scary. Mine, on the other hand, was brief because it really happened, non of it was made up. And in my opinion, that makes it scarier than most of…

How did the cats in the apartment with the creepy attic act most of the time?? I need to know!

The creepy landlord one GOT ME. I’m pretty sure mine is harmless, but there’s a definite vibe that makes stories like that hit a little too close to home. 

If that dress had been long I think it would be better. It looks weird as hell to have the weird long bell sleeves with a mini skirt. It’s definitely too red though.

We were watching last night and said “THAT’S the big death we were all promised??????” It was utter shit. DeDe showed up a couple of times over the years, certainly not enough for anyone to really be invested in her.

I havent watched Modern Family in a long time, but it was very funny the first couple of seasons. The characters were fairly archetypal, but i thought they played off of each other pretty well and some of the plots were genuinely heartfelt. In that cheesy milquetoast network TV way, sure, but hey it’s a somewhat…

Are you also going to cite your source there Elrond? You know you stole that from HIMYM. 

I agree with Ms Waitress. Do whatever you want as long as you don’t sound like white sorority sisters who haven’t seen each other in awhile and then randomly run into each other in public.