That’s your belief, and you have the right to that belief.. but I also have the right to mine, and so does the rest of America. See you at the voting booth. :)

I doubt anyone is interested in reading your long ass bullshit post. Don't have abortions if you don't like them. 

I was gonna say that pork isn’t the best example since there isn’t a religious rule about no kangaroos, but I checked, and apparently kangaroo isn’t kosher. I have a hard time imagining that the complaining parents were upset about that since it’s Nebraska, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of.

Maybe this is just the vegetarian in me talking, but I fail to see the problem. People who eat meat are so weird about only eating “the right” kinds of meat. No parent would have complained if they had put pork in the turkey chili without telling parents first, but kangaroos are cute, so we can’t eat them.

You will roo the day you made that pun.

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

Here’s a lifehack. To avoid substitution charges, bring your own scallops hidden in your purse. 

How about you just have the dish the way the chef prepares it, snowflake?

It’s not necessarily made in China. It’s the type of spice that many Chinese have used in various dishes in the same manner in which pumpkin pie spice is not made with pumpkins. It could easily have been assembled in Malaysia or many other places. We use a touch of it now and then on vegetables or chicken. If you…

You can get it in the spice aisle of your grocery store. From the same company that sells your other spices.

This feels lowkey racist.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

I have one thing to say to Sa

If toddlers are raised with a healthy relationship with food they are not going to throw a tantrum.

The carrying thing confusing to me. And making me worry about that woman’s spinal health.

Wait... people who use strollers are weirdos?

I laughed and gagged at the same time, out loud at that one.

I have a friend who breastfed her son until at least 4 years old. To each her own and all, but I really didn’t appreciate her son constantly trying to put his mouth on my breast if I sat next to him or something. Creepy as fuck. I don’t hang out with her anymore in part because of the way she just does not properly…

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”