Love your user name!

They should make stress balls for vaginas.

I purely despise LVT and his horrible, misogynistic shit pile movies. I want him to quit and go away forever.

Intellectual gross-out. He certainly found a niche 

The MPAA has no legal authority whatsoever. It’s true that most theaters won’t show unrated films, but there’s no actual obligation either to submit films to the MPAA for rating or to show only MPAA-approved versions. The MPAA can go suck it.

Ugh. This guy. This movie looks terrible. 

If I understand correctly, part of the reason behind wanting to retrieve his body is so that it doesn’t release any non-native pathogens that could impact the people there.

Her constituents did that already.

Of course those tapes exist, OF COURSE. And they’ll leak, without question. And we’ll all get super giddy and lose our shit and it’ll be a super fun Friday for us all. But then nothing will happen and I want to die.

No, he’s just a lazy bum who’s kept this same easy schedule for decades. Again, I scream in disgust, imagine president Obama getting away with even a small fraction of the orange turd’s behavior!

May I add that they always find a Lego under their bare feet? 

“Trump is shaking!!!”

It would be Angelou-level poetry if he ended up dying of fecal poisoning.

Ivanka probably just wants to go to Africa so she can do some more deals where she gets them to make her shitty clothes for 12 cents an hour.

Usually I’m here for catty, Housewives-esque drama—but I can’t muster even an iota of interest in these two amoral shitbags. Let them both rot.

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

It is a business. Let them fail by making a stupid decision.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

I understand what he’s saying about selling fantasy. They’ve always sold the idea of a man’s fantasy of women to women. The problem is, they’ve still got to sell to women too and women’s tastes have changed over the last decade. And we still want quality. The quality of their clothing doesn’t justify their prices.…

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…